#this took ages please love it

[rawranansi]

A life that eats and eats and eats and crunches your bones but leaves your heart

[hinamie]

inflict

[miss0atae]

[ricky-mortis]

I think Dakkar should play that organ while they’re on the Nautilus.

[scalpelsister]

one gif from every Neve romance scene 🩵

[seaglassmelody]

Rook Appreciation Week Day 4: Laidir

It’s Laidir Day over at @rookappreciationweek !!

Y’know I admit at first, Lords of Fortune was the faction I had the least interest in, but everyone’s beautiful Laidirs and cool stories totally turned me around on them. Laidirs are amazing and I love Rivain and good job everyone on your great characters!!

Today’s special guest is….Qatesh!! @bronzieinthedas ‘s beautiful wonderful sweet Laidir who has such cool magic (the spinning!! It’s so neat!!)

It’s beach hangout day over in Rivain!! Is Sabi overdressed for the heat? Definitely. Do they care? No! (They will when they overheat midday but y’know what, that’s what swimming is for).

Qatesh is a doll and everyone should go check out Bronzie’s stuff to meet her!!

Happy Laidir Day :D

[lookonmyworksyemighty]

Two posts in one night for you all lol, my brain is going a million miles a minute and yes it’s more werewolf Andrei

Vladimir is never a man who hesitates, at least he wasn’t until his relationship with Andrei started to progress. Should he really be sleeping with a werewolf? That’s an incredibly stupid and dangerous thing to do, Andrei is already possessive as fuck so lord only knows what he’d be like in bed. But he can only keep the werewolf at arms length for so long before they inevitably fall into bed together and once they figure out the logistics? Andrei is rutting into him like a man fucking possessed.

The sex is good, like really good actually, the only problem is that Vladimir is bad with expressing himself and cannot bring himself to admit he wants to do it again but anytime he gets lost in his thoughts about it, Andrei seemingly just knows what he’s thinking about and starts nosing at his neck, whining about needing to fuck again like the pathetic mutt he is.

It’s scary, having someone that close to you that they can know what you’re thinking just by looking at you, and Makarov contemplates getting rid of him several times. Obviously he never goes through with it but it worries him a lot, close relationships in his business don’t tend to end well.

After much deliberation and stress, Vladimir decides to just outright ask Andrei if it’s some sort of werewolf thing that lets him detect his emotions so effectively, and well…

“Can smell the pre-come in your pants, Komandir”

Andrei literally licks his lips as he admits that and Vladimir doesn’t know whether to laugh at the absurdity of it or punish him to hell and back for being such a perv.

[glorber]

[rookinthecrownest]

Inquisitor Iris Trevelyan

Name: Iris Emmeline Trevelyan

Race: Human

Class: Mage

Subclass: Evoker

Birthplace: Ostwick, Free Marches

Family:

Daughter of Bann Aethelred Trevelyan and Lady Mireille Beaumont-Trevelyan. She has two older brothers, William and Marcus, and two younger sisters (who are twins), Claudette and Colette.

History:

Born in Ostwick as the middle daughter and first daughter of the wealthy and well-respected, Maker-fearing (very Andrastian) Trevelyan family. She had quite the blessed existence- having everything her heart desired, from horses to jewelry to clothes and everything in between. Or, at least she did until her mage powers manifested in a very public display at a Wintersend Ball. A few boys had made fun of her new dress, and poured wine all over it. Iris, in a rage, mind-blasted one of the boys half-way across the ballroom. Her older brother Marcus, a Templar in the Ostwick Circle, used his Templar abilities to bring her to heel. Unfortunately the damage was done and the public nature of the reveal of her powers meant quite a scandal for the Trevelyan family.

Marcus, after dragging his own sister to the Circle of Ostwick, still in her ruined dress.

The family cut off communication with her at that point. Her parents were shamed by the scandal of having a mage in the family. Her sisters feared for their marriage prospects. Marcus transferred to the Starkhaven Circle of Magi in shame.

Iris, feeling abandoned by her faith and her family, dedicates herself to rising to the top of the Circle's ranks. She was on track to becoming one of the youngest Senior Enchanters in the history of the Ostwick Circle, prior to it burning down and being disbanded. She had fled with a small group of mages to the Mages Retreat at Andoral's reach. There, it was decided by a group of Senior Enchanters and Fiona that Iris and a small contingent of mages and one Senior Enchanter would act as representatives at the Conclave.

Events of DA:I and Trespasser:

During DA:I, Iris revels in her title and the power it gives her. She's very much a willing protagonist - maybe a little too willing. She doesn't waste any time using her savvy political maneuvering to her benefit. With the help of Josephine and Leliana, the three are a force to be reckoned with. She encourages Leliana to spread the rumour that she was chosen by Andraste, that she is indeed her Herald. She doesn't fear the Anchor as much as she should - she's more curious about it and what it can do for her than anything.

She sided with the mages (of course), and recruited them as allies. She also recruited the Grey Wardens.

Iris was known to judge prisoners moreso based on what would serve her purposes, rather than what was necessarily morally correct. Her philosophy is never to use an axe where a scalpel would do.

For example, knowing that brute force and numbers is what she needs to defeat Corypheus' army, she chooses to let Celene get assassinated and puts Gaspard on the throne of Orlais.

She leaves Hawke in the Fade because she knows the Grey Wardens can't afford to lose a senior Warden during a time of chaos, knowing what it would do to Varric.

Iris has a bone to pick with the Chantry and its opinions on mages and mage's rights. She really milks the idea that a mage is the Herald of Andraste for all that its worth. She loves wielding power and influence over the institution that cost her her life and her family. As such, because of her more liberal opinions she places Leliana on the throne. She would have loved to put Vivienne, her close friend, on the throne - but their opposing views on Circles leads her to choose Leliana instead.

After Corypheus' defeat, Iris is essentially stuck between Orlais and Ferelden with regards to the fate of the Inquisition.

Orlais wants the Inquisition to stay active, and to absorb its forces through the marriage of Gaspard and Iris. Fereldan wants it disbanded and the institutions secrets/information kept on a tight leash, also through the marriage of King Alistair and Iris. Both monarchs are vying for the Inquisitor's hand, while she chafes under the pressure of deciding and resents the lack of control she once again faces in her life, after her tenure as Inquisitor provided her with more freedom than she's had in years.

And, just so you can all appreciate how dramatic this insane woman is, after the events of Trespasser she takes her severed arm back with her and has the Divine inter it in the Grand Cathedral as a religious object.

Oh, and the magic of the Anchor had spread to her left eye, eventually corrupting her vision, so Solas turns her left eye to stone as well.

You can often see her wearing a mask that covers the left half of her face.

Friends in the Inquisition: Dorian, Vivienne, Leliana, Josephine

Love interest: King! Alistair

[nikolas-ghostbusters-fixation]

Something I've been thinking a lot about lately is how everyone thought Egon had gone insane. What Happened that made them think that. They've fought a gigantic Stay Puft Marshmellow Man TWICE (counting the 2009 video game because iirc it's canon? Correct me if I'm wrong), fought an interdimensional god, fought a blood thirsty ruler that killed thousands and was hated by all that was trapped in a painting (and managed to get in to beat him by making THE STATUE OF LIBERTY start walking down the street with slime that reacted purely based on vibes), found an underground abandoned transit system full of the moodslime, had a bathtub try to eat Dana and her baby, fought a giant murderous black widow lady, fought the fisherman ghost who turned an entire hotel floor into the bottom of a ocean, and that's not even mentioning them getting trapped on an island that randomly raised up from underwater that had been abandoned for decades created by Ivor Shandor who worshipped Gozer. So what did he do or say that made everyone else think he'd gone insane?? All I can think is maybe he was acting strange / eratic before, but he's always been like that to some degree.

I don't know. It's something that I've been thinking about. The correct answer is 'it's not that deep and they needed a reason that the others weren't together anymore and weren't aware of Egons death or know what was going on,' but also. What Was He Saying that prompted everyone, including Ray, to think he lost his mind when he'd been right almost every time before that.

I'm genuinely so curious as to what he was up to before this. What was he doing. What insane idea was working on prior to this or was he even working on anything at all??

Also want to clarify this post isn't negative 😭 I really love the newer movies and their lore / the newer storyline / characters, I just like thinking about small stupid things like this. Gives me something to think about / speculate about / figure out an answer to.

[wikitpowers]

kitty and merthur parallels bc i'm sad pt.1 (beware of spoilers!)

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[keirientez]

posting fem r27 content bc theres someone whom i promised ill do my worst on them and i never did them justice

[brass-knuckle-kiss]

chilchuck for sure smokes Marlboro Reds ♥️ (+ closeup because we were robbed of him having grey hair)

[fallen-moss]

Clouds (digital silk)

This is a redraw of a drawing I did about a year ago, I’m immensely proud of how it turned out this time! I wanted to play a bit more with lighting and backgrounds :D

Shout out to user 2fresh2pure for the head cannon that Jeremy goes on to write Will C’s music bc it such a good hc and inspired the title for this post!!

[fromtheseventhhell]

Zutaras are really the original self-insert, "we understand the story soooooo much better than everybody else" girlies and they just never moved on

[murdleandmarot]

The gang’s all here!! They’re on the case!! And there’s no ghost that they wouldn’t chase!!!!!

@mysticalcats’s Foxglove, @toki-toro’s Chaumet, @emimii’s Clownaire, and my own Bluebelle :)